The Random Knowledge Generator

An excerpt from today's selection:
Statues and Pincushions of the Ovaltine Ridge

Buckminister Fullerene: What is the fastest way to evaporate Soda Pop? is preposterous.

Circumflexial: Can knowing about the density of substances solve oil spills in the ocean? should never have been elected to public office.

Circumflexial: E = mc2, The Big Bang and Gravity I thought he'd never leave!

Buckminister Fullerene: There is nothing so quaint and contrite as What are visual searches?

Pencil Sharpeners: NOT A QUESTION: Statement about an answer you posted on 'Sun sneezers' (at this point the cannister falls over and an inchworm devours the cast)

Emelina: Why does the toch-me-not plant shrink back when we touch it? is best served with tomato pumpkin.